Whine Enthusiasts Pillows

Let Joey do the talking. He's always knows the perfect whine to go with broccoli casserole!

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'I hear you got your increase.' - 'Yes, that proves my theory, if you whine enough, you get anything you want.'

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

'Ref!!'

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

"It's my new theory of human evolution. Survival of the Whiniest."

"True, the fly is not in my soup. But it took one taste of my soup and dropped dead."

"One more remark like that, lady, and you'll never get to see this show."

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

'He found a dog whistle.'

Nature Magnified

"'C-minus'? -- I'd like to speak to your supervisor!"

"Want to bitch for one more lap?"

Old Men On Rockers Sneeze and Fall Over.

"But a deep sense of grievance and indignation IS my Happy Place."

Moan Pig.

Whining about mask wearing

Sneeze Police

Blind Referee

'Hi, I'm from Complainers Anonymous. Can I see the manager?'

"Sorry, my mind was wandering. Were we complaining about today's youth, the government or the weather?"

'What are you annoyed about now?'

'The meeting was cancelled after an outbreak of contagious yawning.'

"Gesundheit."

"Nothing follows anymore, have you noticed?"

The art of regifting