Whine Enthusiasts Pillows

Let Joey do the talking. He's always knows the perfect whine to go with broccoli casserole!

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

'I hear you got your increase.' - 'Yes, that proves my theory, if you whine enough, you get anything you want.'

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

'Ref!!'

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

"True, the fly is not in my soup. But it took one taste of my soup and dropped dead."

"It's my new theory of human evolution. Survival of the Whiniest."

"One more remark like that, lady, and you'll never get to see this show."

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

Nature Magnified

'He found a dog whistle.'

"'C-minus'? -- I'd like to speak to your supervisor!"

Old Men On Rockers Sneeze and Fall Over.

"Want to bitch for one more lap?"

"But a deep sense of grievance and indignation IS my Happy Place."

'What are you annoyed about now?'

'Hi, I'm from Complainers Anonymous. Can I see the manager?'

Whining about mask wearing

"Double, double, toil and trouble, fire burn and Botox bubble."

Blind Referee

Sneeze Police

"Sorry, my mind was wandering. Were we complaining about today's youth, the government or the weather?"

Moan Pig.

'The meeting was cancelled after an outbreak of contagious yawning.'

"Gesundheit."

The art of regifting