Troublemaker Whisperer Pillows

"...and this is where the teachers go to get away from me!"

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'Don't look at me!'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

"He said his screen is frozen again."

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

'Well if you're sick of seeing me here, and I'm sick of coming in here,let's call a truce!'

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

'You're fired. The test results came back and you tested positive for crack.'

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

Whatever 'shenanigans' are, they must be long. Grandma says there's no end to mine!

'You can get into enough trouble just in Geneva -- no way you're going to a summit conference in LAS VEGAS!'

'Dad, before I tell you what happened, how much does a piece of glass nine feet by twelve feet cost?'

Bar: 'Don't bring your troubles in here...we don't want to hear about it!'

Nature Magnified

'This portfolio is perfect for someone who has become too materialistic.'

'I'm not asking anything for me but would you indicate to me as to whether you are bullish or bearish?'

Looking for trouble - Can of worms with a can opener next to it.

'I had to get a new imaginary friend. The last one was getting me into too much trouble.'

"I told you not to write in that wet cement!"

Tainted occupations recommended for school bully.

'I don't know, Hideko! To me, this guy is looking for trouble!'

Man: 'Oh for HEAVEN'S sake Zachary! WHAT have I told you about RUNNING THROUGH the house?!

J G Farrell

Moan Pig.

"I'm up to my neck in trouble, aren't I?"

Have a Box - the red contains a whistle which you can blow before the securities and exchange commission. The blue one has a bonus, which you can take home and spend.

Boy throwing mud over a coachman's heels

Some people don't know whent to quit.