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Bassoons.

Flautist

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Dog lover

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Wolf Karaoke

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

My other cello is a Stradivari

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Violin Practise

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

Timber preservation

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

Clouds

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

'To woof or not to woof...'

Happy Violinist

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

The World's best Camouflage Store.

"I just sold my entire back catalogue of songs for $185 million."

Wind Energy