Woodwork Whisperer T-Shirts

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

Bassoons.

My other cello is a Stradivari

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Violin Practise

"I'm sorry, Walter, but I need room to write."

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Timber preservation

'Are you done yet?'

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

Creative accounting.

Clouds

Creator's Block

Happy Violinist

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

'I just don't understand what the big deal is about kiln dried lumber.'

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

Walking in the woods.

A depressed artist imagines a drawing, but it turns black.

'This one's titled, 'Artist's Block'.'

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

"I suffer for my art..."

Urban spring.

"The downside of living in the wild is that I need to shear myself now. Boy, do I now appreciate the skill professional shearers have: it's hard!"

'Will you guys be quiet? These walls are trying to tell me something!'

"Next year we are committed to having a paperless office, and this is how we are going to do it."

'I wonder how many board feet are in this tree.'

Floorist: 'Say it with Timber'

Cello player has an audience of cats.

'The lumber company may not sell anything for new construction, but it sure is cleaning up on selling wood for boarding up houses.'

Practical Woodworm...

Non Drip Paint