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'Don't you 'shh' me.'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Dog lover

Bassoons.

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

My other cello is a Stradivari

Violin Practise

Man and Machine snoozing

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"Can you help me? I'm having a little trouble working the shredder."

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

'To woof or not to woof...'

Happy Violinist

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

'I think he remembers you, Doctor.'

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

'Wilson, I'll need you to make high pitched screeching noises until I get this modem working properly.'

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

Sleeping musician

Cellular Plan

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

Surfer and the Whale

'Hold it, you can cancel that STAT call.'

'Noise? When you've been married as long as I have, it goes in one ear and out the other.'