Soundwave Whisperer Mugs

'Don't you 'shh' me.'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Dog lover

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

Bassoons.

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

My other cello is a Stradivari

Violin Practise

Man and Machine snoozing

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

'To woof or not to woof...'

Happy Violinist

"Can you help me? I'm having a little trouble working the shredder."

'I think he remembers you, Doctor.'

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

'Wilson, I'll need you to make high pitched screeching noises until I get this modem working properly.'

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

Sleeping musician

Cellular Plan

Surfer and the Whale

'Noise? When you've been married as long as I have, it goes in one ear and out the other.'

'Hold it, you can cancel that STAT call.'