Idea Whisperer Pillows

"With your idea and my nothing, we could be rich."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

"Do you swear to calm the jittery financial markets, all the jittery financial markets and nothing but the jittery financial markets, so help you God?"

Quiz Night...

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

"I'm in here, rereading the great poets, myself among them."

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

"The biggest downside of funding IT startups... is being called 'dude'!"

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

"Is your regret that there were three of them or that they were blind?"

When psychiatrists do self analysis.

'It's my job to be nosy!'

'The spots are much clearer.'

"He fights me when I tell him to take a nap. When I reword it and say go reboot, he doesn't have a problem."

"He said he's doing all he can to help me, but he can't make me any younger. But I have no interest in getting younger! I just don't want to keep getting older."

'A few rules for new investors: First never say 'kaching' until the market is up...'

"?"Psychoanalysis for Dummies"?

"Our manager is young enough to have fresh new ideas!"

Psychoses on tape

"I blame your parents."

'She used a scroggy piraya to flench her jargonel.'

'Please stop talking to the media, Doctor. It's my job to make any rash statements.'

"I've never written anything, but I think I have a good ear for dialogue."

"Sorry for the confusion, but it's Poetry Night, not Poultry Night."

A billboard that reads "Elect Fletcher Hopwith - Candidate of the media".

"Trying to retrieve words we can't think of is really the bond that holds us together, isn't it?"

Snow-A Thesaurus