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"The biggest downside of funding IT startups... is being called 'dude'!"

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Opening the door to new customers

He then drew a number of smaller pie charts behind the bigger chart. That helped to put it into perspective.

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

"Do you swear to calm the jittery financial markets, all the jittery financial markets and nothing but the jittery financial markets, so help you God?"

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

'Now go out there and sell yourself!'

Harris, our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done.

"Now all we need is a good script."

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

'Tell me more about your programmer.'

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'

"On Monday, they will introduce a new office layout and you'll be near Judy, who isn't good at sharing her charger. . ."

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

Duplass Brothers

Computer whisperer.

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

WWW.World.com

'We're projecting a profit, but not within our lifetimes.'

'Boy, are the markets getting sensitive, anymore.'

"You say there's a dip in the market?"

'I see you have a stock market/body connection.'

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'

Business head.

The fax machine had stopped and they did not know why.

'Are you hiding something from me?'

"I'm getting subtle hints of what the Fed might do."

'Excellent! Our tests confirm that the average shareholder falls asleep by page 9 of the 10-K. Place the notice of the IRS audit on page 10.'

"Sorry, honey, I can't talk now. I'm in the midst of some very intense negotiations with Bill Gates on the electronic rights to you and the kids."