Merger Whisperer T-Shirts

Bring humor to their wardrobe with t-shirts that highlight their merger whisperer skills. Stylish and fun, these tees turn their expertise into a conversation starter.

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"Because of our merger, Henshaw, we have to let you go..."

"Because of our merger, Henshaw, we have to let you go..." mockup

"Because of our merger, Henshaw, we have to let you go..."

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"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!" mockup

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

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"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully." mockup

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

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Opening the door to new customers mockup

Opening the door to new customers

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"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels." mockup

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

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'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.' mockup

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

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"Do you swear to calm the jittery financial markets, all the jittery financial markets and nothing but the jittery financial markets, so help you God?"

"Do you swear to calm the jittery financial markets, all the jittery financial markets and nothing but the jittery financial markets, so help you God?"

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Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Have you tried turning it off and on again? mockup

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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'Can you loan me *** till pay day?' mockup

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

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Man and Machine snoozing

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Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room. mockup

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

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"Can you help me? I'm having a little trouble working the shredder."

"Can you help me? I'm having a little trouble working the shredder." mockup

"Can you help me? I'm having a little trouble working the shredder."

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'Tell me more about your programmer.' mockup

'Tell me more about your programmer.'

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'Your 11:15 is here, to ratify the new agreement.'

'Your 11:15 is here, to ratify the new agreement.' mockup

'Your 11:15 is here, to ratify the new agreement.'

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'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.' mockup

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

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'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.' mockup

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'

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'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.' mockup

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

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'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.' mockup

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

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Computer whisperer.

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"The biggest downside of funding IT startups... is being called 'dude'!"

"The biggest downside of funding IT startups... is being called 'dude'!" mockup

"The biggest downside of funding IT startups... is being called 'dude'!"

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we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system mockup

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

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'Stocks fell on the perception that stocks would fall on the perception that stocks were falling.'

'Stocks fell on the perception that stocks would fall on the perception that stocks were falling.' mockup

'Stocks fell on the perception that stocks would fall on the perception that stocks were falling.'

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WWW.World.com

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You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.' mockup

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'

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The fax machine had stopped and they did not know why.

The fax machine had stopped and they did not know why. mockup

The fax machine had stopped and they did not know why.

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"You say there's a dip in the market?" mockup

"You say there's a dip in the market?"

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"Have you thought about early retirement?"

"Have you thought about early retirement?" mockup

"Have you thought about early retirement?"

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'Boy, are the markets getting sensitive, anymore.'

'Boy, are the markets getting sensitive, anymore.' mockup

'Boy, are the markets getting sensitive, anymore.'

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'I see you have a stock market/body connection.'

'I see you have a stock market/body connection.' mockup

'I see you have a stock market/body connection.'

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"I'm getting subtle hints of what the Fed might do."

"I'm getting subtle hints of what the Fed might do." mockup

"I'm getting subtle hints of what the Fed might do."

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'Excellent! Our tests confirm that the average shareholder falls asleep by page 9 of the 10-K. Place the notice of the IRS audit on page 10.'

'Excellent! Our tests confirm that the average shareholder falls asleep by page 9 of the 10-K. Place the notice of the IRS audit on page 10.' mockup

'Excellent! Our tests confirm that the average shareholder falls asleep by page 9 of the 10-K. Place the notice of the IRS audit on page 10.'

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'You're very tense today.'

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"Sorry, honey, I can't talk now. I'm in the midst of some very intense negotiations with Bill Gates on the electronic rights to you and the kids."

"Sorry, honey, I can't talk now. I'm in the midst of some very intense negotiations with Bill Gates on the electronic rights to you and the kids." mockup

"Sorry, honey, I can't talk now. I'm in the midst of some very intense negotiations with Bill Gates on the electronic rights to you and the kids."

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"I can't keep giving you stock tips. The SEC has been making 'insider trading' inquiries."

"I can't keep giving you stock tips. The SEC has been making 'insider trading' inquiries." mockup

"I can't keep giving you stock tips. The SEC has been making 'insider trading' inquiries."

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'Sometimes, when I'm feeling unappreciated, I'll fake a system-wide data crash.'

'Sometimes, when I'm feeling unappreciated, I'll fake a system-wide data crash.' mockup

'Sometimes, when I'm feeling unappreciated, I'll fake a system-wide data crash.'

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Merger Whisperer T-Shirts Collection

Merger Whisperer Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs celebrating merger whisperers, perfect for their daily coffee and a smile. Find the ideal humorous or inspiring design now.

Merger Whisperer Pillows

Choose pillows with clever designs that honor their knack for bringing people together. Perfect for adding personality to any space.

Merger Whisperer Prints

Decorate with prints that highlight their expertise in mergers, combining artistry with a touch of humor. Ideal for offices and home adornments.