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"Give it up, Carl. You’ve been dead for six months. You’re not gonna finish the novel."

"Home depot."

Ghost School.

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Zombies.

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

'It's worse than we thought: You've got termites.'

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Tim Burton

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

Ghostship

Welcome Ghost.

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

Redlaw and the Phantom

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

'Frankendumpty'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

Born of the Dead