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'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

'If you don't believe in yourself, who will?'

A headless man puts up a poster for his lost head.

'I'm the ghost of non-sectarian midwinter public holiday future.'

A ghost is at remedial school - 'OOB!'

'Sir, you need special help to fix this problem. Please hold the line whilst I put you through to our exorcist.'

'I only collect ghost-written books.'

"You know, you wouldn't be blind if you would poke holes in your sheet."

Ghost appears to be struggling within sheet. Fellow ghost says: 'I warned you never to use fitted sheets.'

'Of course, we could drop the enquiry and agree to henceforth leave each other alone.'

Hunter haunted by Bunnies.

Frontispiece to 'A Book of Bargains' by V O'Sullivan- Depicts an Apparition from one of the Stories

"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."

"Class, Gracie's great aunt Carmen is here to share some fun Latino folk tales!"

Morgue.

"Boy, I get booed everytime I perform here."

'As a cemetery worker... I prefer working the 'graveyard' shift!'

Moments before the legend of 'the headless horseman' is born.

Ghosts save on electrical & plumbing maintenance costs because they don't need easy access to the inside of walls.

'Oh, no! The poltergeist has taken up juggling.'

"Perhaps a glass of Chardonnay at the Bar a Vins?" Jacob said, invitingly. But when he turned, there was no one.

"And because of this one, human indiscretion, the man and wife never trusted each other fully again."

Tomb of the unknown leftover

"If you can't beat 'em, join 'em."

"High? This place is off he goddam charts."

"No matter how I treated you, Julia, haunting a man at golf is hitting below the belt."

The Headless Horseman

"I don't mind wandering the hallways for all eternity but all this candy is making me sick."

"And as always, two-hundred no shows."

A ghost stares at a woman

Death II

The headless moped driver

Poetry reading nightly

"I'm the ghost of christmas past due."

"Phew. No roaches, honey!"