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''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

Creative accounting.

A boy and his spin patrol.

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

"Oh come now, darling. When I was your age, I felt different, too."

Is this Seat Taken?

'If another barman cracks the joke about not serving spirits, I'm leaving ...'

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

"I wouldn't worry, at his age grunting to communicate is quite normal."

"Perhaps a dirge would lift your spirits?"

Sugar And Spice And Full On Drama

Literary Type

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

'Adolescents act like babies when they aren't treated like adults!'

"I'm a medium." "Really? I'm a large!" "Your late Aunt Nancy warmed me you'd say that."

'Yes, puberty did put me through a lot of stress. . . but it was my daughters puberty.'

"Before we make contact with the departed, be aware that all communications will be recorded and maybe used for training purposes."

Fiction/Non Fiction/A Toss Up.

The surrendered mom