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''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

Creative accounting.

A boy and his spin patrol.

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

"Oh come now, darling. When I was your age, I felt different, too."

Is this Seat Taken?

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

'If another barman cracks the joke about not serving spirits, I'm leaving ...'

"Hey, universe! I'm significant and I'm in charge!"

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

"I wouldn't worry, at his age grunting to communicate is quite normal."

'Yes, puberty did put me through a lot of stress. . . but it was my daughters puberty.'

"Perhaps a dirge would lift your spirits?"

Sugar And Spice And Full On Drama

"Keep your shirt on. I'll read your book as soon as I'm done reading the monster his book."

Literary Type

'Adolescents act like babies when they aren't treated like adults!'

"I'm a medium." "Really? I'm a large!" "Your late Aunt Nancy warmed me you'd say that."

Information might travel at the speed of light, but the news still travels at the speed of sound bites.

"Before we make contact with the departed, be aware that all communications will be recorded and maybe used for training purposes."

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

Fiction/Non Fiction/A Toss Up.