Silicon Whisperer Pillows

Nethead strip: Avoided

Jack of all trades

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

Fixing the Computer.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

Cat Zoom Meeting

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'Interactive TV news.'

'Tell me more about your programmer.'

Cat Lover's Leap.

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'

Computer whisperer.

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

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