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"Harris here is looking after children's accounts."

"Just be yourself."

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

Mardi Gras

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Tut and Carmen.

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

Champagne

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

Pirate

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Cut!

ET Mishap

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Advocado

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Where the wild things were."

A little bird told me...

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror