Fun-loving Ghost Enthusiast Mugs

"Does this make us three sheets to the wind or four?"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

Redlaw and the Phantom

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

Ghostship

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

The bridge of arts.

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

"Your husband says BOO!"

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

Bookshop - Occult and the supernatural.

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

Monster Realtor

"You put it on backward, dear."

'Meet the Ghost Writer.'

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

Lost Property - Missing Head