Ghost Aficionado Mugs

"Now, suddenly, you’re not allowed to scare the pants off people."

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

Ghost calls 'trick or treaters' amateurs.

'You seem to be in good spirits.'

Ghosts Inc: If you got it, haunt it!

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'... And this is my cellar.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Paranormal A-Z...

Night of the Zombonies.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

He looks so natural lying there...

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"I'm the bad guy..."

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

Horror Stories.

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Tim Burton

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

Marley had a little lamb

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

Monster Baseball

The Raven in Flight

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'