Ghost At Heart Pillows

"This was the closest I could get to being invisible."

You're my Mona Lisa.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

The Zoo.

The experienced backpacker.

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

Why we need poetry. . .

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Ghost School.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

Paranormal A-Z...

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

Who Will blink First Hugs.

Frog flirting.

Holding hands

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Dating is so expensive...

Tea of Love