Ghost At Heart T-Shirts

"This was the closest I could get to being invisible."

You're my Mona Lisa.

The Zoo.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

The experienced backpacker.

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Why we need poetry. . .

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Paranormal A-Z...

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Ghost School.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

Tea of Love

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

Who Will blink First Hugs.

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Holding hands

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'