Ghost Hunters Mugs

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

"Your Fitbit isn't working?"

'Sue, the poltergeist has made us another cake.'

"Are you serious? C'mon...you're pulling my chain."

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Paranormal A-Z...

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

Channelling on the Cheap

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Ghost puddle

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

'There's an imposter among us!'

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

"Lately, I've become more spiritual, and less religious."

"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."