Dollar Chaser Gifts

Chasing the dollar

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

You can breed these if the environment is right.

Let's Celebrate

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

Breakthrough

Gloat

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

Remember take time to stop and smell the profits.

Counting my Bonus...

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Business Partners' vows

"I'm not a machine, Deborah. I can't just turn my greed on and off."

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

'Good news! It looks as though the $50 million loss we expected to show is going to be a $30 million profit. You know, we should have hired a government accountant as our chief financial officer years ago.'

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

Euro Bait

"The sales don't start until next week but I saved a huge amount of time by buying everything today!"

'And this is where we all suddenly started getting bad vibes.'

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

"Remarkable, but I'd feel so much better about it if we knew what the hell we're doing right."

'If the universe and everything in it is expanding, how come our budget gets shrunk all the time?'

'I'm sick and tired of you and your 'get rich quick' schemes.'

"What a coincidence. I'm downloading the 'Can Take It With You' app, too."

"So I sold him six with a 23% profit margin, so what do you think of that!"