Chance Chaser Prints

'Ready for another roll of the dice?'

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

'...And now the weather for the weekend.'

'I used to be really depressed about losing the superlotto, but then I found this support group, and I realized I'm not the only person who hasn't won.'

"Online betting is really exciting. . ! One day you win, the next day you lose. . ."

'Sometimes you just can't win.', 'Win, nothing -- I can't even beat the point spread!'

Dicing

"Is that the Carmen Delgado?"

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

Dressed for Success!

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

'I hear you got your increase.' - 'Yes, that proves my theory, if you whine enough, you get anything you want.'

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Breakthrough

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

"Remember when everyone told you this job would lead you nowhere? Well, you've arrived!"

"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

Letter writing lady.

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

Tango

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

Corporate Success

"I'm running away to join the W.N.B.A."

Made all my investment decisions with a coin flip.

Woman out on limb

"I got a job!"