Cutesy Chaos Seekers Gifts

Big dog with tongue hanging in drink bowl at Lemonade stand.

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

'Food fight!'

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

'Quick! Look cute!'

After exhaustive auditions, Rudy Park hires a new writer. You should've seen the brawl that broke out between Rowling, Twain and Watterson. They all really wanted the gig … until they heard what it pays. So who'd we hire? Darrin Bell. The guy who draws us. That clown? Shhh!! What? I'm not afraid of him. To be continued …

'Let me through! I'm an intern!'

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

'Careful - that new bed is a little touchy.'

Penguin wearing Slippers

Car with upright Christmas tree.

'How's your chaos theory coming along, dear?'

They do so look forward to summer holidays.

'Wow, I see my diet detour school project works! The science fair will se so cool this year!'

Moments later, everyone would think Khrushchev was a kook.

'The fans are getting impatient. ... Let's give him another minute. If he doesn't come to by then, we'll the brawl without him.'

Helicopter attacked by birds.

"Worst opening act ever. Did you know what a vuvuzela is?" "What?"

"Call the pest control people! This is getting out of hand!"

"Isn't it sweet how your boxer and my German shepherd are having so much fun together?"

'Never mind how did I get up here. Run and get your father.'

How Dogs Are Born

"Woo-hoo! Grog finally nail pesky fly!"

Baby feeding frenzy

"Don't worry - the dog's out at the moment."

'Ripping furniture to shreds doesn't turn me on anymore. What I'd like to get my claws on is somebody's reputation.'

"Well, it's a change of scenery."

Cat on Computer Keyboard

Quadruple shot and four donuts. Are you serious? I'm going to the post office. Oh no. Not again. Yep. And I'm going to set a personal record. I beg you not to do this. Throw in a red bull. I cannot be party to this! To what? Stay tuned for madness

Devil

Man in a rabbit suit smashing Easter eggs.