Canine Chaos Cravers Gifts

'Bruno! That's my email!...Drop it!!'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Dog In Your Face Comics

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

Jumping Dogs

A child and his dog

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

'I used to love the wild abandon of the old stampedes.'

"Ya, that's right. Blame the help."

The Adventures of Wren Tin Tin

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

'I miss the noise, the pollution and all the other stuff that we came here to get away from.'

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

'I told you we shouldn't have brought him.'

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"

'Coming through a pet door isn't as easy as it looks.'

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

"Next time, don't rake with the dogs."

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

'Why good dogs go bad.'

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

Three children struggling to stay in the saddle.

"Where's your evidence?"

Dog Day Afternoon

101 Poops - Dalmatian dog walker is in for a torrid time.

"Okay, the first rule of rolling in s***e club is no one talks about rolling in s***e club."

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'