Canine Chaos Cravers Pillows

'Bruno! That's my email!...Drop it!!'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Dog In Your Face Comics

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

Jumping Dogs

A child and his dog

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

'I used to love the wild abandon of the old stampedes.'

"Ya, that's right. Blame the help."

'I miss the noise, the pollution and all the other stuff that we came here to get away from.'

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

The Adventures of Wren Tin Tin

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

'I told you we shouldn't have brought him.'

"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

'Coming through a pet door isn't as easy as it looks.'

'Why good dogs go bad.'

"Next time, don't rake with the dogs."

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

Three children struggling to stay in the saddle.

"Where's your evidence?"

"Get your phone."

101 Poops - Dalmatian dog walker is in for a torrid time.

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'

"Quick, act casual."