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'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

What My Day Feels Like

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

Man is attacked by sea creature.

A catch-all is born.

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

Nostalgia: 'In one era..out the other'

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

Bathroom of couple shows woman's things are neatly in place while man's things are unkempt

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

"I couldn't find any box filler so I shredded those tax documents on your desk."

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

Miracles on 34th Street.

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

"Sorry about this. Some kids from the neighborhood flushed a cherry bomb down our sub-atomic particle accelerator."

"But this way I know where everything is."

"I can't see my screen!!"

'Why can't you order ravioli or pizza?'

"This sub tastes much better with some traffic jam."

"Your room is exactly as you left it."

'Well, what office doesn't have a little mess.'

'Hi Honey! I wanted to thank you for taking the baby to day care this morning!'

Studying Fire Behavior

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

'It's a miracle the way he keeps his desk so clean.'

"I can't believe we forgot to pack the car."

"Don't let the organized desk fool you. I have no idea where my computer files are."