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'Where's that scotch tape?! If there's one thing I can't stand, it's a messy junk drawer.'

'My husband is a police detective. He does know how to toss a room.'

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

What My Day Feels Like

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

"There's more inside."

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

The Best Laid Plans

A catch-all is born.

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

Nostalgia: 'In one era..out the other'

Bathroom of couple shows woman's things are neatly in place while man's things are unkempt

"I couldn't find any box filler so I shredded those tax documents on your desk."

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

"I can't see my screen!!"

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

The Black Hole of Plans

"Your room is exactly as you left it."

"But this way I know where everything is."

'Well, what office doesn't have a little mess.'

'Hi Honey! I wanted to thank you for taking the baby to day care this morning!'

Chaos Hieronymus Bosch style

'It's a miracle the way he keeps his desk so clean.'

"Don't let the organized desk fool you. I have no idea where my computer files are."

"I can't believe we forgot to pack the car."

'I can't find my key.'

'Fenton, is your filing system based on the Chaos Theory and entropy?'

"The good news is I've cleaned up my office. The bad news is I think I threw out my computer."

The Creative Process

Is clutter necessary?

'Thursday is out - I got my anger-management class.'

Coach of basketball club sitting in his office with papers he has thrown all round the waste bin.

"Take a long drink, son. Someday it will all be yours."