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"Take a long drink, son. Someday it will all be yours."

Mob Rules

Organizational meeting

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

What My Day Feels Like

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"There's more inside."

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

Man is attacked by sea creature.

A catch-all is born.

"I can assure you, he is somewhere in there looking for it."

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

Nostalgia: 'In one era..out the other'

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

Bathroom of couple shows woman's things are neatly in place while man's things are unkempt

"I couldn't find any box filler so I shredded those tax documents on your desk."

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

Miracles on 34th Street.

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

'Hi Honey! I wanted to thank you for taking the baby to day care this morning!'

"I can't see my screen!!"

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

"This sub tastes much better with some traffic jam."

"But this way I know where everything is."

"Your room is exactly as you left it."

'Why can't you order ravioli or pizza?'

'Well, what office doesn't have a little mess.'

'It's a miracle the way he keeps his desk so clean.'

'...in conclusion, we're in the wrong meeting room.'

"Don't let the organized desk fool you. I have no idea where my computer files are."

"I can't believe we forgot to pack the car."