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"Take a long drink, son. Someday it will all be yours."

Mob Rules

Organizational meeting

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

What My Day Feels Like

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"There's more inside."

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

Man is attacked by sea creature.

A catch-all is born.

"I can assure you, he is somewhere in there looking for it."

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

"I couldn't find any box filler so I shredded those tax documents on your desk."

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

Bathroom of couple shows woman's things are neatly in place while man's things are unkempt

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

Nostalgia: 'In one era..out the other'

Miracles on 34th Street.

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

"Your room is exactly as you left it."

'Well, what office doesn't have a little mess.'

'Hi Honey! I wanted to thank you for taking the baby to day care this morning!'

"But this way I know where everything is."

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

'Why can't you order ravioli or pizza?'

"I can't see my screen!!"

"This sub tastes much better with some traffic jam."

'It's a miracle the way he keeps his desk so clean.'

"I can't believe we forgot to pack the car."