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'They're not really rare books - it's that our inventory is in such disarray, they're hard to locate.'

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

What My Day Feels Like

"There's more inside."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

A catch-all is born.

"I can assure you, he is somewhere in there looking for it."

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

Nostalgia: 'In one era..out the other'

Bathroom of couple shows woman's things are neatly in place while man's things are unkempt

"I couldn't find any box filler so I shredded those tax documents on your desk."

'Hi Honey! I wanted to thank you for taking the baby to day care this morning!'

'Well, what office doesn't have a little mess.'

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

"But this way I know where everything is."

"Your room is exactly as you left it."

"I can't see my screen!!"

'It's a miracle the way he keeps his desk so clean.'

"I can't believe we forgot to pack the car."

"Don't let the organized desk fool you. I have no idea where my computer files are."

'I can't find my key.'

'Fenton, is your filing system based on the Chaos Theory and entropy?'

"The good news is I've cleaned up my office. The bad news is I think I threw out my computer."

"One day, son, all this will be....Never mind."

"I knew it was a mistake to get Katie Price in for a book signing."

Is clutter necessary?

Method/Madness

The Creative Process

'Thursday is out - I got my anger-management class.'

'Well, one of us has screwed up!'