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"A clean desk is the Devil's workshop, that's my motto."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

What My Day Feels Like

Spontaneous Kombucha

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Meowlzebub

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

allovertheplace.com

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

A catch-all is born.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

"I can assure you, he is somewhere in there looking for it."

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

Revolving Doors Ltd. - 'He's in, out, in, out ...'

Bathroom of couple shows woman's things are neatly in place while man's things are unkempt

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

'Could you put a little more effort into that 'IN' box of yours?'

'I'll give him twenty minutes, then jump in and show him how its done.'

"I couldn't find any box filler so I shredded those tax documents on your desk."

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

Nostalgia: 'In one era..out the other'

'Well, what office doesn't have a little mess.'

"Your room is exactly as you left it."

The appointed time

"But this way I know where everything is."

'Hi Honey! I wanted to thank you for taking the baby to day care this morning!'

Goldfish bowl leaking into the TV screen.

"I can't see my screen!!"

'It's a miracle the way he keeps his desk so clean.'

"Don't let the organized desk fool you. I have no idea where my computer files are."

"I can't believe we forgot to pack the car."

'...in conclusion, we're in the wrong meeting room.'

"Not bad for prison Hooch. It lacks body, but I ain't complaining. The last time someone did, he added one."