Casual Observer Of Life Gifts

Recession: 'To hell with it, I'll wait till it comes out on DVD.'

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

'Anorak anoraks'.

"I just haven't been feeling very omnipotent lately."

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

Scientist seen on loch.

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'Do I believe in evolution? - Well, I suppose we should get it over with.'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

'Let there be cool.'

The point in every relationship, when annoying habits become intolerable...

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

'It's true that I never fulfilled my early promise of greatness, but I DID manage to catch a lot of really outstanding TV!'

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

Fini. That show was schmaltzy, way too sentimental. I'll never criticize anything that can be described as "cheesy"!

"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."

Chair massages.

'I couldn't figure out how to get rid of those stupid subtitles, so I slapped some duct tape over them.'

'Good news, folks - no attack today!'

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

Where the Wild things Aren't.

"Yjere didn't seem any point in making any supper..."

For the last time, Barb, I'm not ignoring you., I'm just eating.

This week we've explored what might happen if there were a military draft. Hear what I say: How many soldiers died today? Now back to our regular programming. My iPad's shiny. My oil stocks are soaring.

'I simply don't know what I'd do with mother, if it wasn't for the squatters!'

'Have you noticed it, too?'

'Unfortunately, I don't think you have any real clinical disorders - you just seem to be kind of a lame-ass.'