Casual Observer Of Life Gifts

Recession: 'To hell with it, I'll wait till it comes out on DVD.'

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

'Anorak anoraks'.

"I just haven't been feeling very omnipotent lately."

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

Scientist seen on loch.

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

'Do I believe in evolution? - Well, I suppose we should get it over with.'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

Death Photobombs a Holiday

The point in every relationship, when annoying habits become intolerable...

'Let there be cool.'

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

'It's true that I never fulfilled my early promise of greatness, but I DID manage to catch a lot of really outstanding TV!'

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

"I've tried Buddhism, Taoism, Transendental meditation, Confucionism, Theolog, Scientgology....but I've found a good hand rolled joint of homegrown works best!"

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

'Good news, folks - no attack today!'

"Yjere didn't seem any point in making any supper..."

'I simply don't know what I'd do with mother, if it wasn't for the squatters!'

'Have you noticed it, too?'

'Unfortunately, I don't think you have any real clinical disorders - you just seem to be kind of a lame-ass.'

"It's a bit overrated really isn't it?"