Comedic Chaos Gifts

"Haven't you heard? Twenty's the new ten!"

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

The terrible 2's. It was an awful stage.

Mime in an Emergency Ward at Hospital

"I'll call you back. I'm in a meeting."

Husband electronic tagging control centre - Screen reads 'Pub'

"Sorry, my mum asked me to babysit my brother at the last minute..."

"One day, son, all this will be....Never mind."

"Where is Master going? Well, today is Young Mistress' fifth birthday party, so logic dictates he's going fishing. . ."

'And thank you for a lovely evening!'

'I didn't know I had to bring a rifle. I'm sort of new at this. Last time I went hunting it was for Easter eggs.'

"Hello?- Anyone here?"

"My dad really went ballistic! I'm not grounded...I'm under house arrest!"

'A family car trip.' 'Contents Under Pressure.'

'Well, occasionally it is good to see team members outside the office.'

Jungle explorers face giant hairball.

Racing road signs

"What clown has blocked the entrance outside."

"Mom! My laundry is ready!"

"Worst opening act ever. Did you know what a vuvuzela is?" "What?"

Apex Piano Movers

'Hooboy, here they come. Now's my chance for a double! 1...2...'

"I warned you not to do Jeff Koons."

'Nice catch, idiot!'

Father afraid of daughters VAT inspector boyfriend

Man with a nail in his hammer

'Well, I heard he was a player.'

'I guess there was a typo on the job order. It was supposed to read 'mow the lawn, not plow the lawn.''

'Calm down Harold, it's just a phase some teens go through. He just shaved his coloured feathers off to express his feminine side!'

'Fortunately, the only person hit was a snowman. . .'

'Do you have an appointment, sir?'

Just back from vacation and pretty rusty, Mel's first sales pitch of the day goes wide and beans his #1 customer.