Comedy In Crises Gifts

British savings accounts

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

'Yes, it's easy to make a mistake in a conduct dismissal, Bob. But as mistakes go this is a big one.'

World-Wide Bank: Economic crisis lands in the in-tray.

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

Gentleman, things are worse than we thought.

"Someone has stolen my identity crisis."

"Actually, this is where there was a slight earth tremor."

'Today a ray of hope . . .'

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

'Just hold on! Screaming never solved anything.'

In case of emergency...break glass: Crisis Manual.

"We'll have to pick this up later. My plane just went down, sharks ate my personal assistant, and apparently I'm winning some kind of surfing competition."

How will this impact me?

Red Ink: "Busy as a bee, Ted, given the niche we've cut out for ourselves."

In case of fake news about a phony emergency ring false alarm.

Jetsgo out of business.

"I'll call you back. I'm in a meeting."

"Listen up - today is the first day in the rest of the coronavirus crisis!"

"I suppose one of us should call somebody."

"That's a relief - I thought you said crisis meeting..."

"I'm pregnant."

"I always put things off until the last minute."

Mime in an Emergency Ward at Hospital

2020 Panic Room

'You know, you're a real piece of work, Al.'

'You've got hopelessness and despair until 3:25, at which time your survival instincts are scheduled to kick in.'

Bear Market.

'If the global economy goes bust, there's a middle east war, and ocean levels rise. . .our 'Armageddon fund' will do just fine.'

Banana Midlife Crisis

Nation of Has-Beens (and Never-Will-Bes)

Pessimists saw a ship sinking. Optimists saw that they needn't worry about the Norovirus.

Noah's Ark

'Panic buying.'

'One of our actors is passed out drunk. Is there a spin doctor in the house?'