Comedy In Crises Pillows

British savings accounts

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

'Yes, it's easy to make a mistake in a conduct dismissal, Bob. But as mistakes go this is a big one.'

World-Wide Bank: Economic crisis lands in the in-tray.

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

"Actually, this is where there was a slight earth tremor."

"Someone has stolen my identity crisis."

Gentleman, things are worse than we thought.

'Today a ray of hope . . .'

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

'Just hold on! Screaming never solved anything.'

In case of emergency...break glass: Crisis Manual.

"We'll have to pick this up later. My plane just went down, sharks ate my personal assistant, and apparently I'm winning some kind of surfing competition."

Red Ink: "Busy as a bee, Ted, given the niche we've cut out for ourselves."

How will this impact me?

"I'll call you back. I'm in a meeting."

"Listen up - today is the first day in the rest of the coronavirus crisis!"

"I'm pregnant."

Mime in an Emergency Ward at Hospital

'You know, you're a real piece of work, Al.'

2020 Panic Room

"I always put things off until the last minute."

"I suppose one of us should call somebody."

'You've got hopelessness and despair until 3:25, at which time your survival instincts are scheduled to kick in.'

Bear Market.

'If the global economy goes bust, there's a middle east war, and ocean levels rise. . .our 'Armageddon fund' will do just fine.'

Banana Midlife Crisis

Pessimists saw a ship sinking. Optimists saw that they needn't worry about the Norovirus.

Noah's Ark

'One of our actors is passed out drunk. Is there a spin doctor in the house?'

'According to my bank statement...THEY are overdrawn.'

'Panic buying.'