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'We're screwed. Three Flashing Furillos eloped with Tribada Trio!'

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"I can assure you, he is somewhere in there looking for it."

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

Ice fisherman using plunger to catch fish

"Instead of careful interpretation of the prose, maybe try pronouncing even the most basic words like an insane person?"

A deceitful photographer shows his doctored photos to an editor trying to deceive him...

A man shoots his head at a basketball hoop.

'Careful - that new bed is a little touchy.'

'...and before we ask the $100,000 question, we've enclosed Carl in our sealed soundproof booth.'

"Not bad for prison Hooch. It lacks body, but I ain't complaining. The last time someone did, he added one."

"The cod's off, but you can have whale and chips."

Is clutter necessary?

worrying letters

Covid Juggling

'A family car trip.' 'Contents Under Pressure.'

"Whoa whoa whoa, I haven't even told you my safe word yet!"

"What clown has blocked the entrance outside."

The Midshipman is boarded by the enemy

"Thank goodness you're here, officers... Quick, change the channel. I'm missing my favorite soap opera!"

'The fans are getting impatient. ... Let's give him another minute. If he doesn't come to by then, we'll the brawl without him.'

'There's no easy way to tell you this Mr.Lymtop...But i'm afraid you have an inoperable brain tuna.'

"D'you know I believe you're right - there isn't any water in here!"

Trader captured by own toys

Football Fail!

"I keep telling you, William... you're stacking the cans too high!"

'You know it's true what they say, Larry: Hell hath no fury like a potato scorned.'

The Lady is a tramp.

-Quick, mum's in the slurry up to her boots! -So what's the problem? -She fell in head first!

Two drunken men trying to fit into the same coat.

Way out.