Lovers Of Chaos And Humor Mugs

'We're screwed. Three Flashing Furillos eloped with Tribada Trio!'

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"I can assure you, he is somewhere in there looking for it."

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

A deceitful photographer shows his doctored photos to an editor trying to deceive him...

"Instead of careful interpretation of the prose, maybe try pronouncing even the most basic words like an insane person?"

Ice fisherman using plunger to catch fish

A man shoots his head at a basketball hoop.

'Careful - that new bed is a little touchy.'

'...and before we ask the $100,000 question, we've enclosed Carl in our sealed soundproof booth.'

"Not bad for prison Hooch. It lacks body, but I ain't complaining. The last time someone did, he added one."

"The cod's off, but you can have whale and chips."

worrying letters

Covid Juggling

"I knew it was a mistake to get Katie Price in for a book signing."

Car with upright Christmas tree.

Is clutter necessary?

"Whoa whoa whoa, I haven't even told you my safe word yet!"

'A family car trip.' 'Contents Under Pressure.'

The Midshipman is boarded by the enemy

"Thank goodness you're here, officers... Quick, change the channel. I'm missing my favorite soap opera!"

'The fans are getting impatient. ... Let's give him another minute. If he doesn't come to by then, we'll the brawl without him.'

"What clown has blocked the entrance outside."

"Isn't it sweet how your boxer and my German shepherd are having so much fun together?"

'There's no easy way to tell you this Mr.Lymtop...But i'm afraid you have an inoperable brain tuna.'

"D'you know I believe you're right - there isn't any water in here!"

Football Fail!

Trader captured by own toys

'You know it's true what they say, Larry: Hell hath no fury like a potato scorned.'

"I keep telling you, William... you're stacking the cans too high!"

The Lady is a tramp.

Way out.

-Quick, mum's in the slurry up to her boots! -So what's the problem? -She fell in head first!