Comedy And Chaos Admires T-Shirts

Hand shooting guns wearing rings reading 'Wickedly funny' and 'Shockingly violent'.

Non-Drip ?

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

"Not guilty?"

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

'Sunday in the park'

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

"Well, I'll be - he cut and ran."

"Hold on, I'll make that coffee to go!"

"As most MPs are lawyers that should give you a clue as to the mess we are in!"

The insurance giants do battle, ironically costing their own companies billions of dollars in claims,

Mime in an Emergency Ward at Hospital

"I'll call you back. I'm in a meeting."

'Careful - that new bed is a little touchy.'

Covid Juggling

worrying letters

"He still isn't paper trained, but I got him rug trained."

'We're screwed. Three Flashing Furillos eloped with Tribada Trio!'

Car with upright Christmas tree.

Mr. Jonas exhibits his presence of mind

'The fans are getting impatient. ... Let's give him another minute. If he doesn't come to by then, we'll the brawl without him.'

'Hurry it up, will you? We're on in five minutes!'

Pandora's Fax.

"I think the flush is broken."

"I said fire not shoot."

Children and cat crashing on cart

"You cheeky little monkey, Stephen, trying to pinch a chip."

'Smiley Faced Contractors, Kinder Gentler Destruction.

'Well, Doctor, what do I have and is it contagious?'

"Careful, Watson that compound of yours is unstable and HOLY COW its got a GUN!!"

"Keep calm woman - you're making him nervous."

Park: Sorry Full.

"Leave that bit."

'Things have to get worse before they get better.'

"*@~!*? cartoon jungle!"