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'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

'A family car trip.' 'Contents Under Pressure.'

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

'and on the Kids' Menu, we have Cranky Pants French Toast...'

'Food fight!'

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

'Let me through! I'm an intern!'

The terrible 2's. It was an awful stage.

'Careful - that new bed is a little touchy.'

Is clutter necessary?

'We're screwed. Three Flashing Furillos eloped with Tribada Trio!'

"One day, son, all this will be....Never mind."

"Sorry, my mum asked me to babysit my brother at the last minute..."

"Where is Master going? Well, today is Young Mistress' fifth birthday party, so logic dictates he's going fishing. . ."

Helicopter attacked by birds.

'Don't worry, your father won't notice.'

'The fans are getting impatient. ... Let's give him another minute. If he doesn't come to by then, we'll the brawl without him.'

"Thank goodness you're here, officers... Quick, change the channel. I'm missing my favorite soap opera!"

The Midshipman is boarded by the enemy

"What clown has blocked the entrance outside."

"Worst opening act ever. Did you know what a vuvuzela is?" "What?"

"Call the pest control people! This is getting out of hand!"

"Haven't you heard? Twenty's the new ten!"

"Mom! My laundry is ready!"

Racing road signs

"I keep telling you, William... you're stacking the cans too high!"

"I think the flush is broken."

Baby feeding frenzy

'I guess there was a typo on the job order. It was supposed to read 'mow the lawn, not plow the lawn.''

"Don't worry - the dog's out at the moment."

"I warned you not to do Jeff Koons."

'Do you have an appointment, sir?'