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'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

Racing road signs

"I warned you not to do Jeff Koons."

"Sorry, my mum asked me to babysit my brother at the last minute..."

"No way! Are you sure?! That's crazy!"

"Mom! My laundry is ready!"

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

Face painting.

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

Cinemuck

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

Unsafe Drain Covers!

'Food fight!'

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

Fetching some bread

Although in hindsight, maybe she said feed the cat and water the plants.

At the McWit Eye Labs are two doors, 'Control Group' and 'Out of Control Group.'

Falling for art

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

A mad scientist.

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

"The Hamptons were nice but it feels good to be back in the city."

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Ernest Hemingway: Write drunk, edit drunk.

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'