Connoisseurs Of Chaos Pillows

"Not bad for prison Hooch. It lacks body, but I ain't complaining. The last time someone did, he added one."

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Spontaneous Kombucha

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Unrest Area.

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

Meowlzebub

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

City centre pub.

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Jumping Dogs

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

allovertheplace.com

"Hell: The Airport"

Chaos Theory Conference.

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"You stop it, now!"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

"What?"

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

Extreme Birthdays.

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'