Playtime Chaos Connoisseur Gifts

The joy of self-expression.

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"She's been so creative lately."

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Tommy!"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Spontaneous Kombucha

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

Meowlzebub

Rocking Horse

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'Actually, they're pretty nice, once they settle down.'

Child with doll in the sea

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

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Little boys

Yoyos

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

A Boy and His Mother

"Listen up and listen up good, 'cause I'm only going to say this a million times."

'It's called playing. Provides one with a sense of accomplishment - without actually accomplishing anything.'

Wild Child

'Look Mummy: I've put on my shell all by myself...'

Untidy bedroom

'Dad, you are wasting your life. Stay home and play with me.'

Sticking out tongue

"You spoil that boy."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII