Playtime Chaos Connoisseur Gifts

The joy of self-expression.

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"She's been so creative lately."

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Tommy!"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

'I'd like to return this, please.'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Spontaneous Kombucha

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

Meowlzebub

Rocking Horse

'Actually, they're pretty nice, once they settle down.'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Yoyos

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Child with doll in the sea

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

A Boy and His Mother

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Little boys

"Listen up and listen up good, 'cause I'm only going to say this a million times."

'It's called playing. Provides one with a sense of accomplishment - without actually accomplishing anything.'

I see we have the same summer reading list. ABC.

Untidy bedroom

Wild Child

'Dad, you are wasting your life. Stay home and play with me.'

Sticking out tongue

'Look Mummy: I've put on my shell all by myself...'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

"You spoil that boy."