Golf Cart Chaos Aficionado Pillows

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

'Warning! Signs damaged by careless drivers or vandals will NOT be replaced!'

Golf cart in the hospital.

Clown Airbags.

"...Oh no, not you. You couldn't be satisfied with one saucepan..."

Disturbed looking individual at Crazy Golf: 'One, please.'

"Unbelievable! Me owning my own golf course! Mind you. . ."

'No we do not supply caddies.'

"Insurance Company Report...damage to 4500 roofs..."

'Sorry for the inconvenience, sir. Our computer system is acting up.'

Larry ignored all their warnings. 'The Big One, Larry. The cage won't protect you if the Big One hits'. And then one day it happened.

Children and cat crashing on cart

'Where's the ball? Where's the BALL!?'

"I can't believe J.B. has a caddy for miniature golf!"

'Would you like a cart?'

'The nap is left to right just short of the fairy castle.'

The joy of self-expression.

Road rage on board.

'Sail powered buggies, that's the future.'

'I call it polo golf'

'I collided with this stationary truck coming the other way!'

Unintended consequences.

Golf cart---How's my driving & putting>

"This is nothing - you should see my driving instructor!"

Pro golf shop.

Hello, claims department please!

'I won that in a demolition derby.'