Sporting Chaos Enthusiast Pillows

Referee knocked unconscious at football match by a ship in a bottle thrown by a sailor

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Unrest Area.

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

City centre pub.

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"Hell: The Airport"

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

Chaos Theory Conference.

The Rugby Throw Up.

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"You stop it, now!"

"What?"

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

Extreme Birthdays.

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

"The madness started with the cow and spread to the others."

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'

Shoppers