Tucker Bag Collector Gifts

"Haven't you got a bigger tucker bag?"

Handbag store - "Perfect."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"I shop, therefore I am."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

Utility Chic.

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

Tupperware Wolf

'Me, I'm home-schooled: Getting to and from school was taking too much of my time...'

The evolution of a woman's purse.

'You're just in time. But your attaché case is late again.'

"Which free tote goes best?"

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

'I can't party like I used to. I've got enough Tupperware.'

Retail store: 'put this on and shut up!'

Neighbourhood Snatch Area.

Bad Outfit Alarm.

At last! We've found their elusive burial grounds!

"Good dog!"

"Apparently, the birds are back from the south."

Bags of money

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

'This crocodile handbag never gets nicked!'

"We're editing our collection of plastic bags."

'A night out is good for a person. I'm figuring on a new handbag.'

'When I was your age, I didn't have a fancy backpack to tote my books.'

'..A new method of extracting money from purses.'