Tucker Bag Collector T-Shirts

"Haven't you got a bigger tucker bag?"

Handbag store - "Perfect."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"I shop, therefore I am."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

Utility Chic.

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'Me, I'm home-schooled: Getting to and from school was taking too much of my time...'

Tupperware Wolf

"Which free tote goes best?"

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

'I can't party like I used to. I've got enough Tupperware.'

Maple syrup and milk collection.

Neighbourhood Snatch Area.

Retail store: 'put this on and shut up!'

'You're just in time. But your attaché case is late again.'

The evolution of a woman's purse.

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

Bad Outfit Alarm.

At last! We've found their elusive burial grounds!

"Good dog!"

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

'A night out is good for a person. I'm figuring on a new handbag.'

'This crocodile handbag never gets nicked!'

"Apparently, the birds are back from the south."

'When I was your age, I didn't have a fancy backpack to tote my books.'

"We're editing our collection of plastic bags."

Bags of money