Backpack Collector T-Shirts

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

'When I was your age, I didn't have a fancy backpack to tote my books.'

'Me, I'm home-schooled: Getting to and from school was taking too much of my time...'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

"I shop, therefore I am."

Mr Metrosexual.

"Wow - Heavy, man"

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

Utility Chic.

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

'The only thing I'm sure of is death and taxes and home work.'

Leaking backpack.

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

The evolution of a woman's purse.

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

'They say that these are also handy for carrying a sleeping bag, pad, tent, foul weather gear, extra clothes, trail mix...'

Boys in the cloakroom.

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

'I don't mind school, but I'm really tired of the commute.'

"Which free tote goes best?"

'You're just in time. But your attaché case is late again.'

Neighbourhood Snatch Area.

'This backpack thing is getting completely out of hand.'

"Shoot. I'm gonna be late to class again."

"Travelling coach doesn't take longer...it just feels it!"

"It's not a backpack."