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'You're lucky, when I was your age, I didn't have a fancy backpack to tote my books.'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

Mr Metrosexual.

"Wow - Heavy, man"

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

Utility Chic.

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

Steve found himself on his travels.

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

'The only thing I'm sure of is death and taxes and home work.'

Information...

'Me, I'm home-schooled: Getting to and from school was taking too much of my time...'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

Leaking backpack.

'They say that these are also handy for carrying a sleeping bag, pad, tent, foul weather gear, extra clothes, trail mix...'

Neighbourhood Snatch Area.

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

'I don't mind school, but I'm really tired of the commute.'

'You're just in time. But your attaché case is late again.'

Boys in the cloakroom.

The evolution of a woman's purse.

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

"This is too much homework, Ms. Fraily. We're only allowed one carry-on on the bus."

'This backpack thing is getting completely out of hand.'

"Shoot. I'm gonna be late to class again."

'When I was your age, I didn't have a fancy backpack to tote my books.'

"Travelling coach doesn't take longer...it just feels it!"