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"I no longer worry about my new car getting dinged in the parking lot."

'This one's called our 'lawyer sepcial'. It's a simple open and shut case that you wouldn't hesitate to take into court with you.'

Fields of pinstripe

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

'You're just in time. But your attaché case is late again.'

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

I love Lawyers

Waiting for Pants

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

'At least I don't have his life.'

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"Honey! We're home!"

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

Utility Chic.

What is possible and what is probable.

"Take me home now!"

"I'm Mr. Trump's attorney and this is my attorney. Once his attorney arrives, we can begin."

'Me, I'm home-schooled: Getting to and from school was taking too much of my time...'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

She's at that ackward stage in law school between a knapsack and briefcase.

What really became of the boy named Sue.

Leaking backpack.

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

Businessman Panhandling

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

Here's the college for me! It's totally green. Let's see. I though you wanted warm weather. Look at the brochure. There's no snow in any of the pictures. The school is in Minnesota. Wow! Early signs of global warming. Who knew it hit college brochures first?

"Which free tote goes best?"

Neighbourhood Snatch Area.

The evolution of a woman's purse.

Manager.

How Lawyers Evolved.