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How Lawyers Evolved.

Late again.

'Stop following me around. I bought a new briefcase, and that's final!'

'Remebered my brief-case - forgot my briefs.'

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'Hanson - committee of four.'

Professional man hurdling

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

White Collar Crime.

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

"Honey! We're home!"

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

"Take me home now!"

What is possible and what is probable.

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

"I'm Mr. Trump's attorney and this is my attorney. Once his attorney arrives, we can begin."

She's at that ackward stage in law school between a knapsack and briefcase.

'I seem to have brought the wrong brief case, your honor.'

'You're just in time. But your attaché case is late again.'

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."

'I've learned one thing in my years of experience in the business world -- never see a lawyer without seeing a lawyer first.'

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'This HS2 brief is the kind of work I live for!'

Back to Work

Caution - Low gravity zone.

'Yeah...I don't have a job either. And like you, I am only continuing this routine to keep my wife quiet.'

It was dawning on Ed that maybe his conscience wasn't such a good guide after all.

'I'm only doing pro-bono cases until I can find some well-paying anti-bono cases.'

'It appears you've caught the travel bug.'