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Back to Work

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

I love Lawyers

Waiting for Pants

'Hanson - committee of four.'

Professional man hurdling

'At least I don't have his life.'

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

White Collar Crime.

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

"Honey! We're home!"

"Take me home now!"

What is possible and what is probable.

"I'm Mr. Trump's attorney and this is my attorney. Once his attorney arrives, we can begin."

She's at that ackward stage in law school between a knapsack and briefcase.

What really became of the boy named Sue.

'I seem to have brought the wrong brief case, your honor.'

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

Businessman Panhandling

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

'You're just in time. But your attaché case is late again.'

Manager.

How Lawyers Evolved.

"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."

'I've learned one thing in my years of experience in the business world -- never see a lawyer without seeing a lawyer first.'

"Athlete? No. Ambulance chaser."

'Yeah...I don't have a job either. And like you, I am only continuing this routine to keep my wife quiet.'

Late again.

'This HS2 brief is the kind of work I live for!'

Caution - Low gravity zone.

It was dawning on Ed that maybe his conscience wasn't such a good guide after all.

'I'm only doing pro-bono cases until I can find some well-paying anti-bono cases.'