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"Take me home now!"

What is possible and what is probable.

'Yeah...I don't have a job either. And like you, I am only continuing this routine to keep my wife quiet.'

Another nameless cog in the corporate machine.

She's at that ackward stage in law school between a knapsack and briefcase.

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

'Can Walter come out and litigate?'

'Be honest - does my bumf look big in this?'

"4 a.m. and I'm raring to go to work."

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

I love Lawyers

Waiting for Pants

'Hanson - committee of four.'

Professional man hurdling

'At least I don't have his life.'

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

"Honey! We're home!"

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

What really became of the boy named Sue.

'I seem to have brought the wrong brief case, your honor.'

"I'm Mr. Trump's attorney and this is my attorney. Once his attorney arrives, we can begin."

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

'You're just in time. But your attaché case is late again.'

Businessman Panhandling

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

Manager.

How Lawyers Evolved.

'I've learned one thing in my years of experience in the business world -- never see a lawyer without seeing a lawyer first.'

"Athlete? No. Ambulance chaser."

'This HS2 brief is the kind of work I live for!'

Caution - Low gravity zone.

Late again.